you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Randomize
