found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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