so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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