Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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