What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
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