It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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