This is not my ceiling
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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