Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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