Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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