some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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