I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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