Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
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