Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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