im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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