OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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