Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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