one might say we're banned from that church
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
