so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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