Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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