Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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