Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
