More tranny stories later!
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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