well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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