Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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