dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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