I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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