whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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