508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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