Your tits are I can't wait for
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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