he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
try to milk me bitch
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