If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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