After last night, I could never be a politician.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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