Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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