are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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