Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Randomize
