But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Randomize
