Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
is it fun? or sober?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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