Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
