Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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