I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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