dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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