Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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