Dual....:-)
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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