if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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