Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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