my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Randomize
