Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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