Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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