yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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