so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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