So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
